troutlawyer:

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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thivus:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

teen titans 03 was literally so fucked up because you’d have one episode that’s like “lol the teen titans got brain washed by an old lady from a pie funny moments XD” and then literally the next episode is the start of a 3 parter about the end of the world and raven’s father who is literally satan. binge watching the show is great because you get whiplash every single time an episode starts, the tone was just all over the place. its one of my favorite shows of all time. 

the final of season 2 was about terra’s betrayal of the teen titans, slade’s emotional manipulation and abuse and the effects it had on her and her pre-existing insecurity, and her eventual sacrifice for the greater good. the episode that came before it was

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teen titans: beast boy made cyborgs system crash because he wanted to play a video game LOL now he has to fix it with a little bald brat XD

teen titans immediately afterwards: a palpable version of robin’s ptsd haunts him as his friends continue to doubt it’s existence, the more he fights back and the more his fear and paranoia grow, the closer it gets to taking his life

teen titans right after that: raven teen angst romance 

teen titans again: there is no george washington and there never was

me talking politics vs me posting anime shitposts

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feetdavidson:

kpoptosis:

my spidersona is from a universe where everyone except for him has cool spider powers

his name is spiderman’t

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averruncus-hd:

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barzum-and-baizli:

heedra:

heedra:

hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with

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i like how this is the part OP posted about despite the fact this is cropped from the description of a 100k, 21 chapter bts alpha/beta/omega wolf transformation pregnancy smut fic.

How do you know that

PLEASE don’t answer

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mwolf0epsilon:

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parttimepup:

gluten-free-pussy:

gluten-free-pussy:

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want

This world could use more nosey b*tches.

I’ll stop being a nosey bitch when males stop being predators

Always be a nosy bitch where young girls are concerned. Always be a nosy bitch where creepy old men are concerned

His first reaction was to go on the defensive and ask if she was a cop. HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD AND KNEW IT. That girl he was talking to was 12. TWELVE.

Be a nosey bitch til the day you die. No regrets.

Honestly fuck anyone who calls a person a nosy bitch when they’re looking out for young girls…

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actionables:

cakejam:

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

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so done

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with you and your rude shit

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zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

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apocalypsegay:

qqwee-the-bird:

the weirdest thing about minecraft is that we literally just dont know where it came from. like nobody made it??? some people just like… found the original software code inscribed in a cave somewhere or some shit and put it together and realized it was a game. its crazy how we dont even know who created it

i know this is a joke to disavow notch but i can reassure you and absolutely confirm that the software code inscribed in a cave is real and it was made by a guy named Zachary Barth and Notch litcherally just stole it https://apocalypsegay.tumblr.com/post/183364568652/genquerdeer-hey-guess-what-i-have-a-better

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emopit:

today my teacher said “we’re gonna do a new poem form today called a sonnet” and i said “sonnet the hedgehog” way louder than i intended to and everyone stared at me and that was a low point

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funnygamememes:

When you’re playing spiderman and realize one of the buildings looks familiar😲

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dexterthedestroyer:
“ failnation:
“21st Century Macgyver
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W H A T
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dexterthedestroyer:

failnation:

21st Century Macgyver

W H A T

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